Some of types you might meet at Speed Dating for Land Rovers
The sporty piece. You might think four wheel drive is to provide traction in a wet muddy field. Other tuners found it was an excellent way to improve road holding when cornering. With a bit of modification in the past this Land Rover is rather quicker than most on the open road and fancies itself as quick off the mark may also have a drink problem. WLTM an owner with a heavy right foot The heavy drinker. Some people need a few drinks before they get entertaining at a party. For Land Rovers specified with some of the optional engines like the V8 petrols they hardly come alive until they are well tanked up. Give them plenty to drink and you could be in for an exciting time. WLTM an owner with a generous fuel allowance. Fading beauty. Many years ago she was a distinguished top of the range model fancied by all. A regular visitor at top social events and parties Years of neglect by the present owners mean that superficially she looks in a bit or a state. Look more closely and her bodywork (bone structure) is still good. WLTM an owner who employs a skilful valet to restore much of her past glamour.
Ex Service type. On discharge from service she was in good condition and able to do the job. Civvy life could have lefty its mark but military training is never totally forgotten. WLTM someone who can make use of my specification , Maybe I could be restored to my original role in some enactment group. The adventurous traveller. Like to take long holidays abroad often in countries where the roads are pretty bad. Plenty of space to stow all the equipment and luggage needed by the driver and companions. Has fond memories of previous enjoyable expeditions and countries visited. WLTM Owner with wanderlust a camera and a passport including some valid visas for out the way countries. The bag lady. Before she gets going in the morning she need a good cough and a smoke . In severe cases she might even need a sniff or too of Easy start to get her started.. When moving she groans and grumbles and looks ready to drop dead at any moment. When you look back you find she has been in that state for years and still keeps groaning and grumbling. Has a strong dislike for MOT testers WLTM a game keeper or farmer with no need to take her on the road. When that gets too much perhaps there will somewhere to quietly rust away Bling is my thing. Body styling, extra lights and chrome , in car entertainment the list seems endless of goodies added to make her look special. Fancy wheels and low profile tyres heighten the effect.. WLTM owner willing to spend long hours detailing bodywork , has a warm garage , and no intention of going off road. Country lover. Life as a papered town car is not very exciting for a vehicle designed to tackle rough going. Apart from a couple of snowy days the diff lock has never been needed. WLTM someone offering drives in the country, on grass, and off the tarmac. Keen caravanner. . The tow ball has had plenty of use although wishes present owners would not keep referring to her as a tow car. Fourwheel drive lets herget into sites closed to lesser towcars. Plenty of room to carry all the clutter that seems to be associated with a caravan holiday. WLTM Proud owner of a suitable caravan I would be proud to tow.
Dirty weekender. After a few muddy special stages and the mud is flying . My special tyres and modification will encourage my new owner to venture into more challenging trials until inevitably he will finish up having call for assistance to get out. WLTM Enterprising and skilled driver who can make use of my potential. Hard and Willing Worker.. No beauty but If there is job to be done she will be there in thick of it. Can carry all the tools and team to the job. Can ferry in supplies, cart away waste and provide power for the tools. If there is job to be done she will be first to start and last to leave. WLTM an owner who appreciates my qualities. Returned expat . Although born in Britain I have spent most of my working life abroad . I sometimes wonder whether I am suited for life in Britain. Small boys point out the steering wheel is on the wrong side. Knowledgeable enthusiasts point out that I have an unusual specification . WLTM someone who regards these features as benefits rather than disadvantages. . Incontinence sufferer. .Over the last few years she has developed a habit of dropping bodily fluids in public places. The present owners try and laugh it off as confirmation it is not time to top up the oil.. It is a bit embarrassing.. WLTM an owner who believes in preventive maintenance. Rough Sleeper. For the last few years has lived in undergrowth. Time, weather, and corrosion have taken their toll but despite appearances most of her main organs are present and could be got working .Poor state of health meant she had to get a lift here today as there is no current MOT and has not run for some years. WLT M an Owner with plenty of time, a comprehensive toolbox, and a fondness for buying parts at Old Sodbury’s Sortouts. Better looking on a dark and rainy night Neglect and driver misjudgements mean she looks a bit of a fright in broad daylight. Look closer and you could be pleasantly surprised. . The bits that really matter still work. . The dents mean other drivers are more willing to concede space in traffic. WLM an owner that can tell the difference between appearance and function.
Hard and Willing Worker.. No beauty but If there is job to be done she will be there in thick of it. Can carry all the tools and team to the job. Can ferry in supplies, cart away waste and provide power for the tools. If there is job to be done she will be first to start and last to leave. WLTM an owner who appreciates my qualities. Rough Sleeper. For the last few years has lived in undergrowth. Time, weather, and corrosion have taken their toll but despite appearances most of her main organs are present and could be got working .Poor state of health meant she had to get a lift here today as there is no current MOT and has not run for some years. WLT M an Owner with plenty of time, a comprehensive toolbox, and a fondness for buying parts at Old Sodbury’s Sortouts.
